SPAAAAAAAACE!!
i am Jake. i'm nice, i swear. the only blog-relevant thing i'll say is that i like video games. other than that, i'll just say shit like "i actually really like bees. i swear to god they're my friends." and that i once found a flyer on my car that included the phrase "you must confess Jesus with your mouth" in all seriousness.
17 Apr '14
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17 Apr '14
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hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

16 Apr '14
1103
16 Apr '14
213071

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

16 Apr '14
62082

geekyasfuck:

The danger of returning to childhood games.

16 Apr '14
81497
15 Apr '14
345545

religiousmom:

School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

15 Apr '14
20692
15 Apr '14
36745

catkarth:

that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.

15 Apr '14
177633

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

15 Apr '14
1654

destiny919:

ruinsofxerxes:

ruinsofxerxes:

imagining roy mustang dramatically singing set fire to the rain

image

roy’s acting out his biggest fantasy - not being useless in the rain

15 Apr '14
23410

Hughes: Being a state alchemist at that age…they’ll see hell, Mustang.

Mustang: If it’s hell you’re worried about…hell is nothing new to them.

15 Apr '14
121780

macpye:

nyoom