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whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban (part 3)

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

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prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

Linguistics joke « The Diacritics  (via punctures)

theboyofcheese:

Commissioned by Sasseffect to paint the Seeker of Truth, Cassandra Pentaghast, “wearing ceremonial-ass armour and looking heroic as fuck" with some "random symbolic shit”.This was a tonne of fun to paint, and I hope you have fun looking! :)

theboyofcheese:

Commissioned by Sasseffect to paint the Seeker of Truth, Cassandra Pentaghast, “wearing ceremonial-ass armour and looking heroic as fuck" with some "random symbolic shit”.
This was a tonne of fun to paint, and I hope you have fun looking! :)

cubebreaker:

Japan’s Nabana no Sato Botanical Garden used over 7,000,000 LED lights to create this amazing tribute to nature featuring displays of rainbows, auroras, and Mt. Fuji.

petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB

petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have