I’m a super strong cyborg mermaid :D
I’m incredibly talented and sexually attractive
I have the ability to destroy everything and I can devour all my unwanted children.
I can… blog.
I can give men boners so extreme they die. But probably only 155 men :I
Ooc: my powers are…cream puffs!
My powers are taking a shit i guess?
im basically a magikarp
I can… Resurrect people from the dead or summon spirits through celebration ?
i can turn into a root veg to save the day go me
I’m attractive with my god tier powers as a Page of Breath… but I’m crockertier, so I’m the Condesce’s little puppet anyways so whatever.
i can throw baseballs at people at really high speeds
I…am spicy…and I smell bad??
I’d have ninja powers..they’d never see it coming
i’m fucking adorable and i can hoard things in my cheeks.